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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve crying kittens

Idiot sightings - Hehheeee - I copied and pasted straight from an email - forgive the lack of format :wink:



My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill..
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, "You gave me too much
money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can ...

Anyone else obsessed with the Return to Ravenhurst? The puzzles are maddening! :shock:

Anyone even play these hidden object/puzzle games and have any recommendations?

Here is how it works: I type a random word, and you have to think of the first thing that comes to mind when you read that word, eg:

Rainforest

toucan

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air Balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet ...

Share your jokes...make someone smile. (hopefully :wink: )

Kentuckians in the military

REDNECK FARM KID in the ARMY

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get ...

Here is another game I enjoy. If you choose to play, you simply start a new sentence with the LAST word of the previous poster's sentence. You MUST start the sentence with the last word of the previous, which can sometimes be difficult.

ie.
This weather is just awful!

Awful weather makes great game playing days.

Days like these are dreary.

Here is a game to play online if you so desire. The directions are simple. You state something you have done and then something you have not done. The next person either agrees/disagrees with the last statement and then posts a new something never done. It's easier to show:

Example: Person 1
I have been to the opera.
But I have never been killed a turkey

Person 2:
I have never killed killed a turkey ...