Monroe Chat

by **HRHPatey** » Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:21:41 GMT

I know that this isn't funny, but when reading through I did smile .... this is an actual Police report... the writer must have chuckled too!
I can imagine that their parents would be so proud

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Middletown police report (Middletown Journal)
A couple living in Spring Garden Street reported ongoing problems with a group of teenage girls angry at their daughter. The juveniles reportedly threw bologna, mustard, marinara sauce and pickleson the family’s vehicle and the front of their apartment shortly before 9:41 a.m. Officers were called back to the apartment at 10:20 p.m. on reports of juveniles throwing eggs at the apartment. Wearing pink pajamas and had too much make-up on. Police checked the area for the juveniles, but were unable to locate them. A man identifying himself as the father of one of the girls called police later and left a phone number, but police said he did not answer their calls. Police advised the family to contact them if the girls return to the area.

—Ryan Gauthier, staff writer

by **blueblood** » Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:40:46 GMT

Wearing pink pajamas and had too much make-up on.

That narrows it down. :lol:

by **fixitman** » Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:23:55 GMT

That description matches many Wal-Mart customers at the Middletown store!!!!!!!! :lol:

by **~H*B*G~** » Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:18:52 GMT

and to think that people here in Monroe get hacked off because of a little bit of toilet paper...

by **Bob Kelley** » Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:27:35 GMT

A little

My whole house was white in JUNE!....thats not a little....LOL

by **blueblood** » Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:42:13 GMT

Somebody bring some bread and have a tailgate party!!

How does one tell the difference between ketchup, BLOOD, tomato sauce, or marinara sauce on the side of a Plymouth mini van?

Our church youth "forked" their Youth pastor's front yard once and took pictures of the plastic snow.

He made them clean it up though, which took away most of the exhuberance and fun.

by **~H*B*G~** » Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:59:35 GMT

Bob Kelley wrote:A little My whole house was white in JUNE!....thats not a little....LOL

perhaps that's Karma tellin you to leave little defenseless WHITE reindeer alone :lol:

by **jkmcelwain** » Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:25:44 GMT

sounds like typical teenage pranks. Those are pretty tame compared to the sugary gas tanks, flaming bags of dog excrement, drano "bombs" and the like we did. But still, it sucks to be at the butt end of a prank