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Idiot sightings - Hehheeee - I copied and pasted straight from an email - forgive the lack of format



My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill..
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, "You gave me too much
money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill
back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry
but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me
back $1 and 75 cents in change.. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.



I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road..
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them
to be crossing anymore."



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal
lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.



IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the
gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we

ask."



IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's

safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,

"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer

in Wichita , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING:
We were having a good-bye luncheon for an
old and dear coworker, as she was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.'
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more
often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments..



IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her
power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't
understand why her system would not turn on.. A deputy with the Dallas
County Sheriff's office, no less.



IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an
automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been
locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working

feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger
side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I
know. I already got that side. This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,
MS



IDIOT SIGHTINGS:
When I left Hawaii and was transferred to
Florida , I still had the Hawaiian plates on my car, as my car was shipped
from Hawaii . I was parking somewhere (I can't remember) and a guy asked me
"Wow, you drove from Hawaii to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep.

I took the Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge ". He nodded his head and said,
"Cool"!



STAY ALERT! They walk among us... they
REPRODUCE............ and they vote!!!!!